Saturday, January 7, 2012

Tuesday, January 3, 2012


Margaret, my love and sandwich,
Listen up it's Albert here, founder of the Krew under which we all assemble here today right now in this place here today. It's a glorious day for ][CdK][, but still I'm seeing haters swarming all around this planet like a virus or like someone has just done a bad poo in a hot tub and everyone is trying to get away but it's too late; by the time you find your footing your torso is surrounded by that vaguely brown, unmistakably ruined water. That's basically how it feels.

I walk down the streets and people holler at me as they know they ought to - my ][CdK][ shirt hangs offa me like a bedsheet after I lost 220lbs through pure determination and rep production in between pleasuring countless ][CdK][ groupies. Actually I just counted them and there were about 5. But still as I walk down the street I see hate all around - little guys getting put down by wannabe gangsters, people just going about their day getting hated on. It makes me sick like the aforementioned shit story (based on true events). I should probably get a new shirt made.
you probably think this is a game, well just look at this man, he tried to shut us down and he lost an election. coincidence? yeah
BUT ENOUGH OF THAT. We hope that through our reps we'll be able to put a little more love into the world, and to all the haters, you know what to do.

You don't?


brb, snony vegas is callin
Until we meet once more, and crash into eternal slumber,

Monday, January 2, 2012

Twitter is GO

Oprah Winfrey,

What up webpresence +1? You got it. We got us some sweet sweet twitter in here. But before I ponder the complete irrelevance of all that is Twitter Inc., let me show you a picture of it:

That's pretty close to what it looks like. Look at that twitter, you want to follow that. Don't you? Me too but guess what, I can't because I'm the founder or some shit. Our legal team is investigating.

In the meantime you can go to!/fivefax!/CdK4000 and tell us a thing or two.

Oh yeah, y'all want to check out this mad link here too. Well you should. Even more than Twitter because this link right here,, let me say that again, yep, this link will teach you. Have you had enough html for today? I certainly haven't.

get taught at it before hotlinks are illegal.

And shout one

Distraction p

Windows mobile,

I know y'all waiting for the newest Rep video. So are we. Infact, it didn't even take longer than 1h for me to post a post about it <> <- that's a diamond. We are obviously eager to push out our knowledge for the rest of mankind and teach a couple of youtubers who've taken to create youtube videos in the style of ][CdK][ homebrew rep videomagic a thing or two. We sent a 30sec excerpt to the US Department of the Interior for a peer review. They said they hotlinked it to some guy called Who Jintao over MSN and he went into busy mode and has been for half a day so I guess that'll push release dates a bit. It's fine, ][CdK][ is already making so much money by international trade 'n shit that at our company headquarters we don't even use money anymore. Yep. No one working for us gets paid because we decided that there's simply no need for money.

Anyways homizzles. Most of the shit written down here won't make much sense. That's fine. Your brains still need some calibrating. So in order to kill time and prepare your central nerve system for the total breakdown of all that is holy, here's a couple of old school COMMODORE MAGIC HACK shoutouts to our old Crews. I guess we are the only survivors so here's a healthy dose of 1986. Open your head:

[reserving some space in order to honor the following videos]

Mossad ain't got sh*t on us.


This one is a personal fav of mine. Mostly because it owns. Clearly.

(lets all stop and hope to god that these hmtl embeds aren't codes I accidentally copypasted out of our  ][CdK][ hacks and shit folder. The consequences for blogger wouldn't ever be the same...


Hard @ work~~~~

Ding dong,

You can read text. Read this text into your goddamn eyeball.

Since you are proficient in this, chances are you heard of a lil thing called new years eve. Yeah the thing that went down 2 days ago and I don't mean Obamas reputation with ][CdK][ when he signed ndaa into law  (INTERNET POLTICIS RIGHT HERE SON)~


It's obviously 2012 and you know this means your favourite oldschool analog hacking entente has a video ready to split youtubes database for you to get yourself homeschooled for the new year. Well the rumors were true. Snoop Dogg (bless this mans soul) keeps contacting us about producing some fine musix videos for his upcoming tracks (bless this mans tracks too) but at the moment we are combining all our executive branches power (we are multinational in case you didn't know but thats fine, you'll get taught soon) for repping the new year. It's ][CdK][ tradition and since this educational mission was passed down to us by Abraham Lincoln himself, we can't.

The only thing that's left for you to be done instead of waiting until ][CdK][ brings down the annual law upon a youtube near you is hold your dick and train that index finger for heavy link clicking. Watching ][CdK][ Reps is a human right after all. You might also do well to rub your s-video plug on the back of your TV so it's already preheated for when the audiovisual epiphany, which is rep, is hitting web. We don't take no responsibility for any broken analogue equipment during the consultation of our Reps. If they break your shit, it was meant to be.

hold it tighter.

its too cold in my appartment right now.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Th*s b*tch *s l*ve

Whoa son, 

Okay so it's 2012. You got dat. 
][CdK][ is back with more web presence than your central cortex can handle. It's time to step things up for real this time 'cos I dunno about you, but we at ][CdK][ really like 2012. Just letting you know, this year is ours, so get back in line.

Now that you're here you're probably wondering what the h*ck so here's a little Q&A recorded last year that breaks the tables.